Friday, 16 October 2009

SAY WHAT... ?!

These are 'real', although obscure, rarely used and mostly forgotten words from the English language...

DIBBLE - To drink like a duck, lifting up the head after each sip.

EYESERVICE - Work done only when the boss is watching.

LIBBERWORT - Food or drink that makes one idle and stupid. Food of no nutritional value; junk food.

CHANTEPLEURE - To sing and weep at the same time.

MEUPAREUNIA - A sexual act gratifying to only one participant.

So... this morning I couldn't help but dibble my coffee followed by some eyeservice. For lunch I will libberwort and this will lead me to chantepleure, and finally when I get home I will engage in meupareunia either with someone, or if need be on my own!

Tuesday, 6 October 2009

IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME...


Love me tender
Love me sweet
Love me truly
Let me sleep

Thursday, 1 October 2009

MY TOP SIX MALE DINNER GUESTS... IF ONLY!


Al Pacino - for his experience, hypnotic voice, and penetrating eyes


Colin Farrell - for his Irish conversation, humour and smile


Leonard Cohen - for his wisdom, words and song

Johnny Depp - for his gypsy laid back wildness


Robin Williams - for his observation, wit and stories

Keith Richards - for just staying alive